Sarajevo Portrait

It is always a bad sign when someone suggests you travel in a canvas topped truck along the infamous Sniper Alley in Sarajevo. It is even worse when the accompanying soldiers piled into an armoured vehicle behind, shouting "You'll be sorry!". It was reassuring for me but not for them when the armoured vehicle broke down and they had to join me!

Let me tell you, it is even worse when the truck you are travelling in breaks down on Sniper Alley. Having nothing else to do, I reached for my camera and took this portrait of a somewhat strained looking young soldier. You will note that this UN soldier has a white helmet not blue. Reason? When the British Army first deployed to Sarajevo, it was ill-prepared for United Nations service. A large number of white Arctic Warfare helmet covers were dyed blue for use on the deployment. Sadly, as soon as it rained, the blue dye ran, leaving the helmet covers white and the resulting blue-faced soldiers looking like Smurfs. Hey ho!

Giant Robot

The all-seeing eyes of the giant robot are watching you. Be warned. Do NOT do anything you shouldn't be doing!

Warning Shots!

Crikey! Someone doesn't like horse riders!

Morris Dancers hit the Streets!

A last minute decision to visit Chorley in Lancashire led to a chance encounter with Morris dancers in the main shopping area. I shot about a dozen brief videos of the dancing but most were ruined by shoppers walking in front of the camera - it must be a local pastime!

Statistics!

I am enjoying walking past nearby farmland and seeing the animals in the fields.

But I came across some United Nations statistics that I find so staggering and feel I should share them here. I will make no comment. I will leave that to you.

The number of farm animals slaughtered worldwide for food in 2009 is as follows:

Camels 1.7 million
Water Buffalo 24 million
Cows 293 million
Goats 398 million
Sheep 518 million
Turkeys 633 million
Rabbits 1.1 billion
Pigs 1.3 billion
Ducks 2.6 billion
Chickens 52 billion

Just a View up the Garden

It's that time of year, again, when the garden starts to regain its colour - and the first of the salad crops are being enjoyed. Thank heavens! Oh, and a fine layer of volcanic ash from Iceland on the car this morning.

Saving Turtles

When I visited Ascension Island, I was lucky enough to be invited to see a Turtle coming ashore and laying its eggs. It was a latecomer as some eggs from others had already hatched. It was a wonderful experience.

Two days later, as I was photographing the Georgetown (Dead Men's) Cemetery, I saw a number of baby turtles between the graves. They were all dead except one. I rescued it and carried it across the beach to the sea. Remarkably, it was strong enough to swim away. I was very upset when I realised why the baby turtles were in the cemetery. When they hatch, they dig themselves out of the sand and crawl towards the light of the moon which is beyond the water's edge. A company had built a small industrial unit behind the cemetery and floodlit it as a security measure. The floodlights were brighter than the moon so many newly hatched turtles, at that end of the beach, crawled away from the sea by mistake . . . and died a lingering death as they dried out in the sun. What a shame.

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What's in a Tree?

Who can see  the magnificent stag's head as it fixes its gimlet eye on me? What impressive antlers he has!

There is always One!

Ah! The majesty of the Lake District. Spectacular views like here on Honister Pass. Wonderful!

And here too!

But wait! What's this? Something is not as it seems . . .

Why, it must be Idiot Jim who thinks it's acceptable to spray his name on a rock

My, my. Here's another one - Marty's Party. 

So, do you think it is acceptable to do this, Jim and Marty? I don't think so!

What word do you think best describes them?

I'll start with: Saddos!

[Saddo - British slang - a socially inadequate or pathetic person]